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Darkhom's Den

This is just a crazy place where I blog and reblog whatever crosses my fancy. Anime, manga, video games, porn, furry porn... yeah it's a little bit of everything. Also, it's an 18+ blog, so follow at your own risk. I'm into some perverted shit. XD On that note, any art I blog or reblog is NOT MINE! I will source if I can but it's not always easy. If you want to know more, check out my About Me page. Enjoy!
Oct 20 '14
facts-i-just-made-up:

A live Artichoke drinking at a river
Because Artichokes are classified as vegetables for import into the U.S. due to an 18th century zoning loophole, few in the country are even aware that they’re the thorax and abdomen of an animal.
The Artichoke lives mostly in tropical regions and lives on a diet of ants and small insects which it siphons up with its long, hollow tongue. Artichokes are seldom raised on farms owing to their small size and the ease of their escape, instead they’re trapped for food and exported, often constituting as much as 80% of a nation’s economy.
Only the meat connecting the scales of the Artichoke is edible, most of its body being condensed squamous cells. It’s heart is edible however, and is considered a delicacy by some gustibators.

facts-i-just-made-up:

A live Artichoke drinking at a river

Because Artichokes are classified as vegetables for import into the U.S. due to an 18th century zoning loophole, few in the country are even aware that they’re the thorax and abdomen of an animal.

The Artichoke lives mostly in tropical regions and lives on a diet of ants and small insects which it siphons up with its long, hollow tongue. Artichokes are seldom raised on farms owing to their small size and the ease of their escape, instead they’re trapped for food and exported, often constituting as much as 80% of a nation’s economy.

Only the meat connecting the scales of the Artichoke is edible, most of its body being condensed squamous cells. It’s heart is edible however, and is considered a delicacy by some gustibators.

(Source: androphilia)

Oct 20 '14
tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank. [caboosium]

tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank.

[caboosium]

Oct 20 '14

instacal:

manhood:

buttrimming:

vibruhtor:

Pretty Hurts was originally written for Katy Perry lmao can u imagine

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This is actually true. Sia wrote the song and e-mailed it to Katy Perry but she never read her e-mails. So she sent it to Rihanna, who didn’t pay the fee to keep the song. Finally when she sent the song to Beyoncé, she immediately took it. 

When Katy Perry heard the song, she asked why Sia hadn’t sent it to her first… Sia replied: Check your e-mail.

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can someone verify if this is true? if so, LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!1

(Source: cumnog)

Oct 20 '14
Oct 20 '14

Bees?

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Can I summon bees?

DM: You’re a ghost you can’t do anything.

Me: Roll to summon bees!

Oct 20 '14
apairoflyriumtattooedbreasts:

thesixpennybook:

historical-nonfiction:

The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”

#did they name it mau because thats the sound cats make!?
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you?
cat: mau
human: oh okay then

The very first pokemon.

apairoflyriumtattooedbreasts:

thesixpennybook:

historical-nonfiction:

The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”

now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.

human: what the fuck are you?

cat: mau

human: oh okay then

The very first pokemon.

Oct 20 '14

vexstacy:

drkarayua:

woodelf68:

wonderous-world:

The annual Pumpkin Bash at Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle, Washington gives animals, big and small, tasty pumpkin treats that they can smash, bash, stomp, and chomp as zoo goers get to witness the cute scene. The Halloween events are usually held for a couple of weeks at the end of October and the Pumpkin Bash is October 29th and 30th, so if you’re in the area, be sure to check it out! [Article] [Woodland Park Zoo Blog]

The wolf delicately takes the lid off, while the rhino…”IMA GONNA GORE IT TO DEATH…UM, GUISE, IT’S STUCK ON MY HORN. HELP?

I went to this on Saturday, and going again this weekend nyeheheheh

We all already know the big cat….is going to knock it over. 
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Oct 20 '14

awolthefox:

Solo dickgirls♥

Oct 20 '14

rosalarian:

polks:

peabug:

a while ago i reblogged a paypal tutorial with some extra info / warnings in the comments, but the site updated so i figured i’d make my own tutorial with all that extra info added in

  •  if you’re new to paypal, “Send & Request” is at the top of the page - click that and then select “Pay for goods or services”
  • paypal says they will take a cut of the money when it gets to me but it’s only 2.9%, meaning anywhere from a couple of cents to a buck with the rates i usually charge. if you wanna be nice you can add that 2.9% in but i don’t expect people to and i don’t mind if you don’t
  • MAKE SURE YOU SELECT “NO ADDRESS NEEDED”. if you select the other options paypal will think i’m shipping you physical goods and expect me to cough up proof that i did - and they’ll flag me if i don’t!
  • as mentioned in the photoset, i need to be very careful about what people mention in the payment notes so that paypal doesn’t think i’m up to any fishy business and lock me down for it. all i need is for you to tell me who you are (tumblr / DA / FA account name etc) so i know who’s sending me what. if your blog name is ballslappingsex69.tumblr.com then consider using a nickname.

Always good reminders if you’re unfamiliar with how paypal works, because it’s so damn handy! That said, pretty sure trying to slap on charges to cover that 2.9% afterwards is against paypal policy and as the seller of whatever you’re expected to cover it. Adjust your prices accordingly BEFORE taking commissions/etc to account for it.

I’m continuously frustrated by paypal’s policies and habit of locking accounts over innocuous things, using some nebulous and poorly-defined “moral standards” to basically say “I know person A paid person B some money, but neither one has access to those funds anymore and I guess by default we get to keep it oh gosh golly.” It should never be anybody’s business how I make my money.

But in the meantime, find a workaround.

Oct 20 '14

(Source: sandandglass)